Taylor Made: Behind Door Number 1...

If I were to ask you what Hannah's favorite shows were, you might guess: Hannah Montana, Suite Life of Zack and Cody..and if it were two months ago, you'd be exactly right. Not so anymore. She has taken to the Game Show Network like you would not believe. She watches it religiously, and even has her favorite one season passed on Tivo. Let's Make A Deal. These are not recent games, mind you. These are vintage...circa 1970 something I would guess? ( I realize there are some who read my blog who do not consider 1970 vintage. My apologies.) Anywho...I asked her why she likes the show so much and she said, "Because it's so funny to watch people get so excited over winning really old ugly stuff!" Awww, my tender girl. She saw someone win an old suburban the other day and I thought she was going to fall off the couch she was laughing so hard. She's all, "Mom! Mom! Look, would you ever want to win that car??" I say to her, "Well sweetie..that kind of IS our car. Just 30 years later." She didn't quite get it and went back to laughing hysterically. Love that girl.

'That's what they said!'

"Hey, so, what would you and Dad think about getting me an IPad for my birthday?"
"Do you really think we'd get our 13 year old an Ipad before your dad and I have one?"
"Well, no, I mean, I'd share mine."-Justin

"I'm still hungry, but I'm tired of eating."-Jackson (statement made after stuffing himself at an all you can eat buffet.)

"Knock, knock! Come in!"-Drew (said consecutively by himself, everytime he enters a room)

"Hey Jackson, how was playing in the snow?"
"Well, I did what I had to, to survive."-Jackson

"I can't fine it."-Drew (saying I can't find it. It's the cutest!)

"Hey Mom, I probably already know what you're gonna say, but is it alright if I listen to inappropriate music?"-Jackson

"Oh please tell me church is on TV today."-Jackson

Jackson (opening up a gift that ends up being a board game.): "Yes! It's what I always wanted!"
Me: What is it?
Jackson: I don't know!

Jackson (registering his Webkin): "Mom, it says what country are you from but there's no Texas, just USA."

"Dad, were you in Kindergarten when I was born?"
"No Jack, I was no longer in school when you were born."
"Hmm, well, were you in fourth grade?"
"I was NO LONGER in school bud."
"Fifth grade?"

Jackson: Oh sick!
Me & Rhett: What??
Jackson: You two are kissing!
Me & Rhett: So?
Jackson: What, are you trying to kill me or something?

Me: Hey Jackson, I love you.
Jackson: Okay.
Me: Nooo, I said, I love you...
Jackson: I heard you the first time.

(We picked up Rhett from the airport after a business trip to Miami..)
Rhett: Hey, I got you guys each a little present.
Jackson: Little?! I wanted a BIG present.
Justin: Jackson, you can't expect big presents in this economy.

Me: Hannah, please don't eavesdrop on conversations that do not concern you.
Hannah: But how else will I know what you're talking about?

"The Jazz are terrible."-Jackson

"But I thought Spring cleaning was just a myth!"-Justin

"How did I get to be so awesome?"--Jackson (talking to himself in the backseat of the car)

Rhett: Jackson, come downstairs for Scriptures!"
Jackson: No thanks, I'm all scriptured out."

"I mean, what's so great about the zoo. You just look at animals.....and walk around."-Hannah trying to rationalize not being able to go to the zoo to Uncle Will because of basketball practice.

"Man, this works like a charm!"-Jackson using cookie cutters for the first time.

"Don't say 'uh-huh'! That means you're not listening!"-Jackson

Me: "Jackson, let's have quiet time for an hour or so."
Jackson: (thinking for a moment) "I think I'd rather have loud time. "

"Jackson, you may not put lunchmeat on your head."-Me (Filed under sentences I never thought I'd have to say.)

"C-a-p-r-i-S-u-n...what does that spell? Juicebox!"-Jackson

"Goodbye Taco Bell, I won't forget you!"-Jackson (in response to driving past and not getting tacos)

"How old do I need to be to grow claws?"-Jackson

Hannah: "I don't get it dad, why do you care if your team wins?"
Rhett: Because I like them."
Hannah: "Do you get money if they win."
Rhett: "No."
Hannah: "Does the team get money if they win?"
Rhett: "They get money if they win or lose."
Hannah: "Hmm, I still don't get it."

8 comments:

Xela said...: I am loving that Hannah likes game show network, that is so funny! I use to love to watch the newly wed game it was the old ones as well and they would just crack me up.; June 4, 2008 at 4:37 PM
Lauren said...: That is just too funny! Really Mel, why would ANYONE be excited about such old stuff? I mean seriously! Hannah is just so cute! Picturing her laughing at the old cars makes me giggle. :); June 4, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Amy C said...: I'm with Hannah. I just can't make my brain see how that could have ever been a car to get excited about.; June 4, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Andy Norman said...: Jennah loves Price Is Right with Drew Carey. She gets all excite when it comes on. Got to love the classics.; June 4, 2008 at 8:55 PM
kristi said...: Ha ha!! I used to love watching game shows too!! (especially Let's make a Deal!); June 4, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Sharlene Enloe said...: You have 80 posts so far in the short 2 months since you have been blogging. wow girl! I love the new page layout by the way. Hannah's game show addiction totally cracks me up.; June 4, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Ben and Stephanie Taylor said...: (this is steph not ben) I agree! This is my favorite color scheme and layout as well! I love Hannah! She definitely hears a different drummer, but then she makes her march look cool!; June 5, 2008 at 7:06 AM
Unknown said...: She is adorable! I LOVE her hair...I think Lilly's is going to be the same!; June 5, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Behind Door Number 1...

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